Sup! I'm Luke. 23, gamer, Whovian, nerdfighter, stoner, Jedi, other things. This is mostly just various fandoms and shit that tickles my funny bone with dumb personal posts every now and then. Thanks for stopping by.

 

facts-i-just-made-up:

To anyone who says that gay marriage isn’t a slippery slope: Take a look at the future.  This is a photo of a woman about to marry a nuclear explosion in a containment suit.  They can’t have kids together as the Bible commands, they can’t even kiss because it would melt her head off.  That isn’t what God intended, not at all.
And don’t send me letters about “The Nuclear Family” this isn’t what that means.
(Art by Boris Vallejo)

facts-i-just-made-up:

To anyone who says that gay marriage isn’t a slippery slope: Take a look at the future.  This is a photo of a woman about to marry a nuclear explosion in a containment suit.  They can’t have kids together as the Bible commands, they can’t even kiss because it would melt her head off.  That isn’t what God intended, not at all.

And don’t send me letters about “The Nuclear Family” this isn’t what that means.

(Art by Boris Vallejo)

(Source: faberartis.com)

lumos5001:

howellartthou:

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

real life plot hole found

openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something

helga: shoot

salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols

rowena: what

salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary

rowena: its an eagle

salazar: okay whatever

godric: i dont think uh

salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger

godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols

salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh

helga:

rowena:

godric:

salazar:

helga: what did you do

salazar: NOTHING

lychgate:

Majora’s Mask Temples

theres no fucking way that entrance is the first floor of snowhead that place was a skyscraper inside

(Source: elementfour)